An email arrives in my inbox. It is from Big Publisher Guy, and he is contacting me personally to let me know that they would like to pay a handsome price to...just...write.
"We want you to write a book for us, and in return, we plan to pay you a great salary to support your family complete with health benefits. Once you're finished, we will schedule you a speaking tour to travel with your family while speaking all over the country and world with the message that God gives you. 
You start tomorrow!
Oh, and you're debt free! We've paid all your ridiculous student loans in full."
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What is the best news you could receive right NOW?
*don't Jesus Juke me with something about the gospel being the best news ever