These kids today and their:- skinny jeans - epic fails - lacking knowledge of Tommy Boy or Chris Farley - video games - social media (okay, I like that one) - Jersey Shore - waning respect for printed books - flat billed hats - sushi - high "connection" without face-to-face relationships - iPads (jealous) - Justin Beiber, Kardashians, Lady Gaga, and other "celebrities" - energy drinks - autotune - boat shoes (and other styles I am too old to 'pull-off' now, but would if I could) - hooking-up - _________________